BSFA
KATIE: Kim I need that oven high, can you get that
meat out!
KIM: Did you turn that up?
KATIE: NO
KIM: How long can I
have the oven?
KATIE: Where’s the butter
knife?
KIM: Don’t know
KATIE: Weird, you had
it last
KIM: No I haven’t used
it today, last time I used it was last night.
KATIE: Oh, here it is
KIM: Where is the tea towel?
KATIE: I don’t know
KIM: Weird
KATIE: You finished
with the oven?
KIM: Ah here it is,
got it
KATIE: Do I look fat?
KIM; No. I feel pretty
minging
KATIE: Look how filthy
I am
KIM: THAT’S CAUSE YOU
WIPE EVRERYTHING ON YOUR APRON
KATIE: YEAH
HAhahshshshahahahaha
And that’s how it went
for the whole weekend on loop!
And so, when the
awards were being announced we were still working with that bloody oven! I decided
to make more scones. Kim didn’t think I should cause the day was nearly over
but I did, cause I’m intuitive. When we got called the winners (makes me tingle
just thinking about it, I get Kim to reenact it every day) something happened
to us! My arms became very straight and pushed outwards and Kim's hands started
fanning like she was trying to put out a fire. I intermittently kept bending
forwards and grunting and Kim kept saying, “I can’t believe it” and ran right
past the stage. We then got passed the microphone to which I started to sing
one of our songs from Auto bitch (our band)!
It then got taken off me and Kim said a few more times she couldn’t
believe it and then it got taken off her.
We told all the people
on the tube and followed a man with a dog cause Kim wanted to stroke it and
tell the owner about the British St Food Awards. We told everyone in the kebab
shop and no one looked round so we went to another kebab shop and let them know
the news. They were slightly less unimpressed so we stayed there.
The next day our
friend Tall towed us back to Bristol and he let Kim and I interrupt every
conversation that wasn’t about the British St Food Awards with, “I cant believe
it…Can you?” And then he judged us as we competed with one another in a singing
contest for the remaining of the journey, which I reckon was a good hour and a
half.
So to round this
babble up Kim and I are too excited. And yes we like competition and yes I like
to make everything into one. But most of all we like cooking and we feel very
touched by all of your kind words and encouragement and if you read this
Richard Johnson, thank you for letting us compete and sorry for losing it on
the microphone and anything else!
Tall often let Kim
win.
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